Stan Freberg, R.I.P.: From “The History of the United States of America, Vol. 1 The Early Years”
Columbus: I only have a few dubloons on me, so if you’ll direct me to the nearest bank, I’ll get a check cashed.
Native: You out of luck today. Banks closed.
Columbus: Oh? Why?
Native: Columbus Day.
Columbus: Oh, yeah…We going out on that joke?
Native: No, we do reprise of song, that help.