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There must be a better Trumperic epithet than “Lyin’ Ted.” Even if he lies! Your suggestions welcomed below …
Mickey Kaus
Kausfiles
There must be a better Trumperic epithet than “Lyin’ Ted.” Even if he lies! Your suggestions welcomed below …
@kausmickey Creepy Ted
@kausmickey I like Sneaky Ted
@kausmickey Walks on in with his foghorn held high, puts it down, then he sneaks
@kausmickey Lyin’ Ted is a great epithet, not that harsh, everyone can say it, kind of funny, and very catchy. It is a great great nickname
@kausmickey forget Ted time to get a name for Hillary but that may be considered an unpresidential thing by the Trump 2.0 operation
.@kausmickey this isn’t a creativity contest, #Lying Ted is the truth which is why it enrages Cruz & his band of goose steppers.
@kausmickey I’m surprised the double entendre “Cheatin’ Ted” hasn’t been deployed yet.
@kausmickey How about “Vice President Ted”?!!??!! Trump/Cruz 2016 Ultimate Poison Pill partnership.
@kausmickey If you’re running for prez on a wall, a temp ban on Muslims, tariffs, you play to your base and start with Rafael and not Ted.
@kausmickey Penelope! https://t.co/nsx92shpWu
@kausmickey You know everyone is thinking “Creepy Cruz”
@kausmickey William Jefferson Blythe Cruz!
@kausmickey I’m partial to #DirtyCruz, @RogerJStoneJr likes #TrickyTed which does have a nice ring to it
@kausmickey He could go with “Ted Ruse”
@kausmickey Me-Too Ted Cruz. Me-Too Ted or Me-Too Cruz for short work as well.
@kausmickey TwisTed
@kausmickey Cryin’ Cruz
@kausmickey A “kaustian” bargain with Trump to get HRC elected?
@kausmickey
#TedTheTool #TrickyTed #TerribleTed #CruzCrook
#CreepyCruz #CruzRuse #RafaelRat #CruzRat #CheaTed
#TeDog #LosingTed #CruzCrud
@kausmickey They’re not catchy, but “Slick Ted” or “Slippery Ted” are just so fitting, both in his character & policy, as well as appearance
@kausmickey Constitution-fixated Ted!
@kausmickey @FieldRoamer -Mathematically eliminated @tedcruz
@kausmickey Creepy Cruz. To me, that is so accurate.
@kausmickey Televangelist Ted is another accurate one.
@kausmickey #pornoted #carpetbombingchristian
@kausmickey Not mine but I like it. Ted Cruz tends to “Grossly Manipulate Reality”.
@kausmickey Raphael the weasel
@kausmickey Ol’ Potato Face.
@kausmickey Scumbag Ted. ?
@kausmickey Seconding (or otherwise multiplying) Tricky Ted for the obvious Nixonian callback!
@kausmickey I like Butt boy Trump!
@FXTrader53 @kausmickey
How bout Hillabeans
@kausmickey dunno about ted, but how about “hotsauce hillary”
@kausmickey More interested in “Crooked Hillary, she’s been crooked from the beginning.” Hope he brings up the cattle futures bribe.
@kausmickey Grandpa Munster? Mr. Haney?
@kausmickey Canuck Cruz
@kausmickey Politics in the age of Trump: searching for epithets. He corrupts his supporters. Hope you are back to normal soon.
@kausmickey Sen. Cruz, he’s mathematically eliminated so no need to bother with him anymore. Kasich is more of a threat now. Cruz is 3rd now
Mathematically EliminaTed
@kausmickey
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