I was stunned when I ran for office as a nobody and learned there was actually a bureaucrat at the FEC assigned to my case. Like the Agriculture Department in the old "his farmer died" joke. https://t.co/XchCQeOwhd
— Mickey Kaus (@kausmickey) March 3, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/kausmickey

But you never learned the trick of regulatory capture.